Joy and Darnell were released Protection Program
and return to Camden, and Randy and I had some stuff
repair time we lived in the caravan.
I had never seen anything like that before.
They are everywhere.
It's not my fault if the cops have pursued this guy here.
Or it should be defended.
Cleanse me this guy my wall, stupid.
Go outside and remove this black and yellow.
After years of being hidden, Darnell was excited surface
using his real name, Harry Monroe.
It's cool to go on the internet as Harry,
but I have to say many e-mails.
Do not think I will call you Harry.
It took me time remember to say "Darnell"
when we make love, and I do not go back to zero.
Mom, I finished unpacking all your clothes and remove the flies
the fly.
Is what I'm going Camp space now?
Unfortunately, they come to call and they said
that future astronauts must also wash the dishes for Mom.
Dodge, you'll go to the Academy of the area of Chaz Dalton?
Randy and I went there when we were young.
This is the best camp of all time.
Chaz Dalton was released in space,
and he walked on the moon.
And it was the first person sneezing in space and survive.
Earl, why you're so gay when talking about space?
I am not gay when we talk about it.
He is gay when you talk about guys went into space. It's the difference.
I am not gay when we talk about astronauts.
But if you had to be gay, you choose astronauts,
and above all, Chaz you choose.
Randy was right.
Chaz was a true hero and it was on my list.
week that I spent at the Academy of Space
was the best week of my life.
At first I thought that it would be zero,
like all the other stuff my parents made me do it.
But everything has changed when I met Chaz Dalton.
Hello, students.
I'm Chaz Dalton, and I went out into space.
It is the combination that I was wearing during my mission.
The camp was the first thing why I was interested
to learn something, and I was a good student.
You better be careful or I t'ouvre throat like a brick of juice.
my way .
But I wanted to do more learning from Chaz Dalton
I wanted to be Chaz Dalton.
For once in my life,
I stealing something for a positive result,
and I had even planned to bring it back.
I felt like a real astronaut.
I felt very light ... at least between the jumps.
I stayed awake all night to live my dream as an astronaut,
and in the morning, this combination was rather dirty.
So I decided to wash and back
Academy as clean I'd fly.
Apparently, the combinations of space well for space but not
for dryer 70 years.
I felt so bad to have damaged,
I never returned Finally the camp.
Randy and I are never returned at the Academy since,
and as soon as I entered, I felt like a child.
That everyone be aware of where he is.
You have to admit, it has aged well.
I've never been so nervous something for my list.
You think the American heroes of space like chocolates?
It's not too late to go buy donuts.
You know what?
If you repeat a return, I'll hit.
Good job today, children.
America would be proud of you, Ladies and gentlemen
Now it's time popo the break.
Even if you do not go there, try.
Do not embarrasses me.
You, not embarrasses me.
Excuse me.
Mr astronaut, Mr. ..
I was wondering if I could talk
something that happened here when I was a kid.
I never had children in the office
unless the door is open. It is the policy here.
No, no, we came
to camp here.
I stole your combination of space.
Chaz I was talking to the list
and how I changed life
and how I was sorry of what I had done.
I feel very badly for what I did.
You are the only American hero to whom I shook hands,
and Ted Nugent as well.
Of all the bad things I made ...
I will not cry ...
I'm really sorry
have ... for what I did your combination and you ...
I will cry.
You do not need to redeem yourself, Earl.
I forgive you.
It is well that you've finally told the truth.
Oh, my God.
You still give me lessons.
Children like you are the reason why I do it.
You know what is the fuel spacecraft?
- Dreams. - Dreams.
I will find you this combination.
Earl, I just discovered there is a planet called ...
Ura ...
Ura ... Ura ...
Wait, I forgot. I come back.
You're too often on this computer.
Nobody likes geeky black Darnell.
You know that's why I will not let Earl Jr
these glasses have a prescription.
Baby, I'm just BuddyBook.
It is a social network which connects us with friends.
This was what MySpace and Facebook
before all the old not spoil.
Hear that? That means that I have someone requesting to be my friend.
I 320.
320 friends?
T'essaies becoming King the ball end of the year?
Why would you need so many friends?
Everyone knows that do as you need two ...
poor friend to make you feel rich
obese and a friend to make you feel thin.
If you're lucky like me, you have both in one, as Eugenia.
Who is this old that clings to you?
It is Margaret Thatcher.
At least, I know you do the worry.
Not anymore.
To find a new combination for Chaz,
Randy and I went to the office of NASA nearest
and fortunately for us, they validated our parking space
I asked, and it appears that we do not sell suits,
but I will call another office.
They are more relaxed at Cape Kennedy.
You can wait here near the wall Astronaut.
You are aliens here?
If you want to wait here, thank you.
They keep aliens here you think so?
Maybe. It was a big problem for the election a few months ago.
Catalina is not silent in this regard.
Do not tell him I said that
but I do not think they should have the same rights as us.
Hey, look, this is Chaz.
was the right name,
but this picture was not the Chaz that I knew.
No, not him.
The bastard!
Earl, this is not the type Camden.
I know, I can not believe ...
claim to be a hero?
Make children excited on this side of space?
For the love of God, the second Dodge name is Chaz.
You know what to do, Randy?
We must find the real Chaz and get answers.
While one party was in search of true Chaz
Joy became easier find throughout the world.
Once you're on BuddyBook, You will discover
there is no risk, baby.
Ok. Sex ...
J'adore.
Race.
American.
Sexual orientation.
Greyhound.
Profession.
Canon. No, wait. Scams.
No, wait. Rent.
You know what, just put "Mom".
Hometown.
Your face.
It's funny, huh?
Political point of view?
Republican Party.
Favorite book?
The phone.
Okay, that's it. T'es sur BuddyBook.
You see, it's not big secret.
Now we ask who wants to be your friend.
Once people accept
they appear in your list of friends.
Look! There is a place to bring a photo.
I'll save that in which I ask with the deer that I crashed.
For 50 dollars and a race In one of his friends,
this girl from NASA has given us Chaz address.
I do not know exactly how I'm going to say,
but I know he deserves to know the truth.
Because what we see there, Randy,
is a national treasure.
This was an astronaut?
There not like.
It's not serious.
It is always an American hero.
Excuse me, Mr. Dalton?
I have a religion and all Bibles I need.
Earl, he thought that is Jojoba Witnesses.
Now, pull you my lawn!
Listen to me, there is a guy in Camden who pretends to be you.
He has been doing for years.
It has a side that is ... Academy of Space Chaz Dalton.
- What? - I know it's terrible.
This has nothing good to lie to children
For years, they said he was the true Chaz Dalton.
Does this guy make money with my name?
Yes, he made money
on your back glorious tons of money.
He drives an SUV.
It even has a credit card only for the gas station.
If you allow me to escort you to Camden, we are honored
you bring in the academy an impostor, the wall of lies,
just to see this fake shake in these shoes fake space.
Well, I come.
But I choose the radio station.
Disagree. Earl, on s'en va.
He will go back with your bag.
I was en route to get a new friend
what was one more than Joy.
My BuddyBook does not.
Nobody answered to my request.
BuddyBook should certainly not walk.
It would be better to forget about everything.
Whatever. Must I discover what happens.
Very well, listen to me, everyone.
You all m'ignorez
on my request BuddyBook and I want answers.
The guy with the egg?
Black Cowboy?
The brother of fat?
I thought we were friends.
What, none of you will answer me, band trouillard?
Tim Stack and TV,
ça fait combien de temps we know each other?
Joy, I refused
your invitation to be your friend because you're nasty.
You commented a photo of me
you wrote: "It seems that you have syphilis. "
It was a joke.
This is not funny when we really syphilis.
When I finally returned in Camden with my brother
and the guy I dreamed have the big brother,
I was ready for the great fireworks.
Ohé the cheat!
I found the true Chaz Dalton.
Looks good
Here's what a true American hero.
Baston, baston, baston,
baston, baston, baston, baston.
You're scared, Chaz the impostor?
My name is Wayne.
Wayne, really?
Or is it a name you've stolen an American hero?
Genre, John Wayne,
Wayne Newton
or Dwayne Wayne.
It does not lie.
In fact, over time, Wayne Chaz worked with at NASA.
Wayne wanted more than anything be an astronaut
but not taken seriously
because he had lungs too small.
Hey, Wayne.
Hey Oh, it really leverage clean air.
Look, I would like ask a service.
You think you could go the inauguration of the park
in Camden, in my place?
I will give you 50 dollars.
I do not like crowds.
Nobody will believe I am now!
Wayne, people respect astronauts.
But they do not know what we like.
You know, because of helmets.
Go!
Try.
If you're lucky, there may be
groups of space.
Perhaps that John Glenn is the not yet be made.
There are few opportunities.
And the next day Camden gathered a group
American heroes in honor Paul Lynde fire,
who had stopped in town once, to make a sandwich.
And that's where Space Shuttle reached a speed
25 000 km / hour.
You are the greatest heroes American I've ever seen!
Sorry, Dad.
And Wayne does very well.
He was a hero among many others.
I can not believe what you did.
You've the 'ass' (ass) as an astronaut.
And 'not' (not) in Astronaut.
Zing!
I'm sorry.
I ...
I think that this place Yours.
It bothers you
I get half of my sandwich I left in the fridge?
I thought the food for din ...
It does not matter.
It would be better than it is not a hero sandwich.
Hi, Chaz.
The next morning, I was very excited to announce
a real astronaut returned to the academy.
Randy and I had the same made a curtain
with quilts from the motel.
Children, there are those who have the right BuddyBook going on?
Hello, future astronauts!
Today, it was a surprise for you!
I am pleased to present a true American hero.
Emerges from my lawn!
Okay, I can walk now.
But what you do?
I just took some painkillers.
Your calming very similar to tape and Dentyne Ice.
Do not oblige me to return.
I am not a real hero.
I too am a cheater.
It is not that Chaz was not who I thought .
He became an astronaut because his father was one of the senators
distributing funds to NASA.
And hated the other astronauts because of this.
In this situation, some have worked hard
to prove their value.
No Chaz .
Anything interesting before take-off
was to eat as much of real food as possible.
And finally, after the launch the shuttle,
Chaz realized he was claustrophobic,
he was sick on a trip,
and had dizzy ...
I do not like that! I do not like that!
I'm not a hero.
I did everything fair.
They had to shorten the mission
when I threatened to kill me.
I thought it was long enough,
but just think these kids, I ...
I can not do.
But they are waiting for you!
I can not leave you break their heart.
They expect nothing from me.
There Chaz Dalton man Chaz Dalton and the myth.
They expect the myth.
The entire academy is a myth.
You know what? I will tell them
I close the academy.
After all, it's already paid, right?
Hey Kids!
The Academy closes!
There are no heroes!
Enough.
I knew what I was doing was not well,
but I was furious.
Let me go!
No question that these kids discover how much it hurts
losing his hero.
And when you believe have found your true heroes
and that is that it is not not really a hero.
You crying?
No.
deal with Chaz would have wait a few ...
there was a piece filled with kids
who hoped that the Academy of space is not
to see a drunk astronaut fight against gravity.
Randy and I therefore decided to try
manage the camp space ourselves.
Unfortunately, no one knew very little about space.
3, 2, 1 ... 3, 2, 1 ...
Liftoff! Liftoff!
Or on the camps.
Or on management tips.
Okay, campers, put on helmets.
Hey, Earl,
mine really works.
I really see the space.
Oh, well, that's Grandma!
We remove the bags, immediately.
The kids were more or less.
We did our best,
but sometimes its best is not bad ...
Shows us how walk on the moon.
Ok.
It's not like that!
Chaz shows us!
I know I said I would not,
but I really need this half-sandwich.
You show us how one must walk on the moon?
Yeah, Chaz, yeah! Please!
Okay, but you're going after.
Ok.
Everyone is standing.
Remember: can not move quickly.
And we look where we put our feet.
Because it is full of craters.
And I think that Alan Shepard left golf tees up there.
You think I could be an astronaut?
Of course, working hard.
And me?
I did not admit it,
but it should be recognized that Wayne was great with children
and Randy.
I did not know what to do.
Fortunately for me, someone else knew ...
Chaz, I have an autograph?
I'd love to.
Children, there is something that I have to tell you.
Go ahead ...
Give it to him.
Believe it or not, I am furious
Chaz and locks in the closet
was the best thing to do.
he found a pile of boxes
full of letters of thanks.
There were hundreds of children who wanted to look like Chaz,
like me.
Children who do can not be astronauts
Chaz but that had inspired them.
children who had learned to love science,
children who had learned to love the adventure,
children who had learned to pursue their dreams.
And a strange guy of Nathanville
who wanted Chaz make love with his wife.
All children should have the autograph of their hero.
Are you sure?
You are gifted with people, and to explain things,
and you're funny!
All astronauts are not.
Chaz realized that the myth of Chaz Dalton
was more important that man.
Car this myth was inspired hundreds of children.
That was true.
The Academy would be their legacy in both .
Chaz Wayne was gifted to speak of things
and Chaz Chaz-accessible the real elements,
including a new spacesuit.
I could therefore scratch Chaz Dalton my list.
Finally, lie about who we are
can help many people,
even if it means not sleep at night
351 to create false profiles on BuddyBook.
"Holden Caulfield, New York.
Working catcher ball (baseball). "
I'm damned, I made it!
Baby, I beat BuddyBook!
Yesterday, the only friend I had, was you.
Today, I have 352!
That's more than Catalina
and his family, is probably roommates.
That's great, baby. I knew you could do it.
I remember this woman I was listed as a friend
but she said she was my teacher singing in CE2.
It tells me something.
Thank you to his little heart of Asia.
I will thank them.
When it comes to performance, whether space heroes
or friends on the Internet,
times a lie works even better than reality.
Joy was not the only to have got what it wanted.
Chaz called NASA
and finally someone had his first trip into space.
All systems are ready.
Houston is absolutely fantastic!
Although it was a simulator,
feelings and emotions were real ...